This Husband’s Hilarious Comeback Will Leave You Laughing Out Loud!

My wife had just finished her shower, steam still clinging to her skin, and she stepped out of the bathroom.

She wrapped a towel loosely around herself at first, but quickly shrugged it off, walking into the bedroom completely naked.

I looked up from my phone, trying not to stare too obviously, though let’s be honest — it’s hard not to notice.

She turned to me, a playful frown on her face, and said,
“Babe, shut the curtains. I don’t want the neighbors to see me naked.”

I paused, pretending to think seriously, as if the safety of the neighborhood was a matter of life and death.

“Hmm,” I said, “the neighbors seeing you… that could be… a problem.”

She crossed her arms, raising an eyebrow.
“I mean it! I don’t want anyone peeking!”

I leaned back casually and smiled, enjoying the moment.
“Don’t worry,” I said slowly, “if the neighbors see you naked…”

She waited, confused and suspicious.
“…they’ll shut their own fucking curtains!”

She blinked at me for a moment, then burst out laughing, covering her face with her hands.

I laughed too, because let’s be honest — sometimes the simplest truths are the funniest.

And from that day on, every time the curtains were drawn, we both knew: some things are better left to imagination… but some things are just meant to make everyone laugh.