KENNEDY LAUNCHES NATIONAL ELECTION FRAUD PROBE: “NYC MAYORAL RACE WAS A 1.4 MILLION BALLOT HEIST!”
New York City, 2025 — The nation’s political stage was set ablaze this morning when Senator John Neely Kennedy stormed into a packed Senate hearing room,
triggering a chain of events that could reshape public trust in elections forever.
What started as a routine oversight hearing turned into a dramatic political theater, complete with fiery accusations, secretive raids, and claims of a 1.4 million-ballot “ghost vote” operation in the New York City mayoral race.
The Binder That Rocked Washington
The scene was chaotic from the start. As cameras clicked and reporters jostled for position, Senator Kennedy didn’t merely enter the room—he detonated into it. In his hands, he carried a blood-red binder stamped with the words
“NYC FRAUD – 1.4 MILLION GHOST VOTES.”
According to multiple eyewitnesses, Kennedy slammed the binder on the Senate dais with the force of a gavel, and for a moment, the room fell silent. Then he spoke—though not in measured tones.
“1.4 million fake ballots in the NYC mayoral race,” Kennedy declared, his voice reverberating off the marble walls. “All timestamped at 3:14 a.m. Same printer, same ink, same thumbprint traced back to a warehouse that conveniently burned down last night.”
The senator pointed directly at a figure seated in the front row—fictionalized here as campaign candidate ‘Z. M.’—shouting, “You stole it! A:R:R:E:S:T that man!” The room erupted. Some gasped. Others scrambled to verify whether the claim was a literal call for law enforcement intervention or a metaphorical declaration of political war.
