{"id":8523,"date":"2025-12-30T14:18:00","date_gmt":"2025-12-30T14:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/originaltastex.com\/?p=8523"},"modified":"2025-12-30T14:18:00","modified_gmt":"2025-12-30T14:18:00","slug":"biden-eagerly-anticipating-jake-tappers-book-about-trumps-mental-decline","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/originaltastex.com\/?p=8523","title":{"rendered":"Biden Eagerly Anticipating Jake Tapper\u2019s Book About Trump\u2019s Mental Decline"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>GREENVILLE, DELAWARE (<a href=\"https:\/\/www.borowitzreport.com\/\" rel=\"\">The Borowitz Report<\/a>)\u2014Former President Joe Biden said on Wednesday that \u201che can\u2019t wait\u201d for Jake Tapper to publish a scathing book about Donald J. Trump\u2019s glaring mental decline.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cJake hasn\u2019t announced that he\u2019s working on a book like that, but I\u2019ll bet you anything he is,\u201d Biden said. \u201cHe\u2019s the master of this genre.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Given Trump\u2019s innumerable episodes of slurred speech, incoherent ramblings, and daytime narcolepsy, Biden predicted that \u201cJake must be writing one helluva long book.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI was feeling kind of sorry for Trump when I pictured him reading Jake\u2019s book,\u201d the former president said. \u201cBut then I remembered that he can\u2019t read.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-8524\" src=\"https:\/\/originaltastex.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_1367-300x200.webp\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/originaltastex.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_1367-300x200.webp 300w, https:\/\/originaltastex.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_1367-768x512.webp 768w, https:\/\/originaltastex.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_1367.webp 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>GREENVILLE, DELAWARE (The Borowitz Report)\u2014Former President Joe Biden said on Wednesday that \u201che can\u2019t wait\u201d for Jake Tapper to publish a scathing book about Donald J. Trump\u2019s glaring mental decline. \u201cJake hasn\u2019t announced that&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8523","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"brizy_media":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/originaltastex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8523","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/originaltastex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/originaltastex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originaltastex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originaltastex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8523"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/originaltastex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8523\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8525,"href":"https:\/\/originaltastex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8523\/revisions\/8525"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/originaltastex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8523"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originaltastex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8523"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originaltastex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8523"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}