{"id":8084,"date":"2025-12-13T02:48:15","date_gmt":"2025-12-13T02:48:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/originaltastex.com\/?p=8084"},"modified":"2025-12-13T02:48:15","modified_gmt":"2025-12-13T02:48:15","slug":"did-santa-get-you-that","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/originaltastex.com\/?p=8084","title":{"rendered":"Did Santa get you that?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, \u201cDid Santa get you that?\u201d \u201cYes,\u201d replies the little girl. \u201cWell tell him to put a reflector light on it next year!\u201d and fines her $5<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\">\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\">\n<div id=\"M879796ScriptRootC1467388_0c52b\">\n<div id=\"AdskeeperComposite1467388_0c52b\">\n<div class=\"mgbox card-media\">\n<div id=\"ce89a5fd-d7cd-11f0-8363-c4cbe1e8e652\" class=\"mgline teaser-25286195 type-w\" data-i=\"toCX-3N9qw8PPgBTP1PyofOyvlz_F_qu4qXyCEeV84350RoNFzl1-kxieDSOXohsYeB98eQyb1THry6AJXxaSlEsZ0Rb4YujRYzrYH-6t3cbgqqjwNSklzRGfyMuv9jX\" data-observing-start=\"1765593998542\" data-observing-time=\"1012\" data-showed=\"1\">\n<div class=\"mgline-inner\">\n<div class=\"mgbottom_media\">\n<div class=\"mgmedia__metrics-value\">The little girl looks up at the cop and says, \u201cNice horse you\u2019ve got there, did Santa bring you that?\u201d The cop chuckles and that?\u201d The cop chuckles and replies, \u201cHe sure did!\u201d \u201cWell,\u201d says the little girl,<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-6\">\n<div id=\"thenewzpost.com_responsive_2\" data-google-query-id=\"CMO8sPzFuZEDFQ6Bgwcdmq8t7g\">\n<div id=\"google_ads_iframe_\/23293390090\/thenewzpost.com\/thenewzpost.com_responsive_2_0__container__\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>\u201cNext year tell Santa that the D goes under the horse, not on top of it!\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-7\">\n<div id=\"thenewzpost.com_responsive_3\" data-google-query-id=\"CLz4wfzFuZEDFbjORAcd5Xgi7g\">\n<div id=\"google_ads_iframe_\/23293390090\/thenewzpost.com\/thenewzpost.com_responsive_3_0__container__\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>The little girl looks up at the cop and says, \u201cNice horse you\u2019ve got there, did Santa bring you that?\u201d The cop chuckles and that?\u201d The cop chuckles and replies, \u201cHe sure did!\u201d \u201cWell,\u201d says the little girl, <strong>Read more below<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-8085\" src=\"https:\/\/originaltastex.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_0922-300x275.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"275\" srcset=\"https:\/\/originaltastex.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_0922-300x275.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/originaltastex.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_0922.jpeg 552w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, \u201cDid Santa get you that?\u201d \u201cYes,\u201d replies the little girl. \u201cWell tell him to put a reflector light on it next year!\u201d and fines her&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8084","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"brizy_media":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/originaltastex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8084","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/originaltastex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/originaltastex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originaltastex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originaltastex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8084"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/originaltastex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8084\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8086,"href":"https:\/\/originaltastex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8084\/revisions\/8086"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/originaltastex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8084"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originaltastex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8084"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originaltastex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8084"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}