{"id":5485,"date":"2025-09-08T15:55:09","date_gmt":"2025-09-08T15:55:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/originaltastex.com\/?p=5485"},"modified":"2025-09-08T15:55:09","modified_gmt":"2025-09-08T15:55:09","slug":"an-elderly-couple-had-just-crawled-into-bed-when-the-old-man-let","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/originaltastex.com\/?p=5485","title":{"rendered":"An elderly couple had just crawled into bed when the old man let"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a4An elderly couple had just crawled into bed when the old man let out a loud fart and proudly declared, \u201cSeven points! \u201dHis wife, puzzled, rolled over and asked, \u201cWhat are you talking about? \u201d<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Not one to be left out of the fun, his wife waited a few minutes, then let out her own impressive fart and confidently announced, \u201cTouchdown! Tie game!<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-6\">\n<div id=\"thenewzpost.com_responsive_2\" data-google-query-id=\"CNzu1ZzDyY8DFflZ9ggddwgcww\">\n<div id=\"google_ads_iframe_\/23293390090\/thenewzpost.com\/thenewzpost.com_responsive_2_0__container__\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>\u201d After a brief pause, the old man fired off another one and boasted, \u201cAha, 14 to 7!I\u2019m back in the lead! \u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-7\">\n<div id=\"thenewzpost.com_responsive_3\" data-google-query-id=\"CLbY15zDyY8DFXND9ggdQUo8Vg\">\n<div id=\"google_ads_iframe_\/23293390090\/thenewzpost.com\/thenewzpost.com_responsive_3_0__container__\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>Determined to stay in the game, the wife followed up with another loud one and grinned, \u201cTouchdown, tie game again! \u201d Then, with a small squeaker, she added, \u201cField goal! <strong>Read more below<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a4An elderly couple had just crawled into bed when the old man let out a loud fart and proudly declared, \u201cSeven points! \u201dHis wife, puzzled, rolled over and asked, \u201cWhat are you talking about?&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2501,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5485","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"brizy_media":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/originaltastex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5485","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/originaltastex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/originaltastex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originaltastex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originaltastex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5485"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/originaltastex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5485\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5486,"href":"https:\/\/originaltastex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5485\/revisions\/5486"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originaltastex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2501"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/originaltastex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5485"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originaltastex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5485"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originaltastex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5485"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}