{"id":4994,"date":"2025-08-15T21:46:47","date_gmt":"2025-08-15T21:46:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/originaltastex.com\/?p=4994"},"modified":"2025-08-15T21:46:47","modified_gmt":"2025-08-15T21:46:47","slug":"20-minutes-ago-in-louisiana-terry-bradshaw-was-confirmed-assee-more","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/originaltastex.com\/?p=4994","title":{"rendered":"20 Minutes ago in Louisiana, Terry Bradshaw was confirmed as\u2026See more"},"content":{"rendered":"

Agriculture Commissioner Mike Strain admitted the idea came after Bradshaw\u2019s viral 2023 TikTok rant about \u201cproper peelin\u2019 technique.\u201d \u201cNobody defends Louisiana\u2019s crustaceans with more passion\u2014or more one-liners,\u201d Strain said, as Bradshaw demonstrated his \u201cspiral peel\u201d method (involving a football spin move).<\/p>\n

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Reactions were instant. Drew Brees tweeted \u201cGeaux get \u2018em, Terry,\u201d while Swamp People star Troy Landry offered to be his \u201cdeputy in charge of gator-crawfish relations.\u201d Even the White House took notice\u2014POTUS joked about adding a \u201cCrawfish Czar\u201d to the Cabinet.<\/p>\n

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Bradshaw\u2019s first act? Declaring crawfish \u00e9touff\u00e9e the official state hangover cure and negotiating a truce between warring boil masters. \u201cListen here,\u201d he barked, waving a giant wooden paddle, \u201cWe either unite behind the holy trinity\u2014corn, potatoes, and Zatarain\u2019s\u2014or I\u2019m benchin\u2019 the whole state.\u201d*<\/p>\n

The role is unpaid, but Bradshaw insists the real reward is \u201cfinally outrankin\u2019 my own statue in Shreveport.\u201d His inaugural \u201cCrawfish Crisis Summit\u201d kicks off next week\u2014with a 2,000-pound boil and a keynote titled \u201cFrom Tailgates to Tailpipes: How Crustaceans Built Louisiana.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Agriculture Commissioner Mike Strain admitted the idea came after Bradshaw\u2019s viral 2023 TikTok rant about \u201cproper peelin\u2019 technique.\u201d \u201cNobody defends Louisiana\u2019s crustaceans with more passion\u2014or more one-liners,\u201d Strain said, as Bradshaw demonstrated his \u201cspiral...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2509,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4994","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"brizy_media":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/originaltastex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4994","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/originaltastex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/originaltastex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originaltastex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originaltastex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4994"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/originaltastex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4994\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4995,"href":"https:\/\/originaltastex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4994\/revisions\/4995"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originaltastex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2509"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/originaltastex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4994"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originaltastex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4994"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originaltastex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4994"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}