{"id":2671,"date":"2025-04-04T20:15:32","date_gmt":"2025-04-04T20:15:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/originaltastex.com\/?p=2671"},"modified":"2025-04-04T20:15:32","modified_gmt":"2025-04-04T20:15:32","slug":"wife-receives-a-divorce-letter-from-husband-her-reply-is-brilliant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/originaltastex.com\/?p=2671","title":{"rendered":"Wife receives a divorce letter from husband, her reply is brilliant"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Wife,I\u2019m leaving you for good. After 7 years of marriage, I\u2019ve had enough. These past two weeks have been unbearable. Finding out you quit your job was the last straw.Last week, you didn\u2019t even notice my new haircut,<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>favorite meal I cooked, or the new silk boxers I wore. You ate quickly and then went straight to bed, avoiding any connection. You don\u2019t show affection anymore\u2014no love, no intimacy. I can\u2019t handle it.I\u2019m done. Your sister and I are moving to West Virginia. Have a nice life.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Your EX-Husband Dear Ex-Husband,Your letter made my day. Yes, we\u2019ve been married 7 years, but \u201cgood man\u201d isn\u2019t how I\u2019d describe you. I watch TV to drown out your complaints. I noticed your haircut but thought you looked like a girl,<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>so I kept quiet. You cooked a meal I don\u2019t eat anymore, and those boxers? I saw the $49.99 tag.quit my job because I won $10 million and bought us Jamaica tickets, but you left first. Now, I\u2019m free and rich. Oh, and my sister was once Carl\u2014hope that\u2019s not an issue!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Wife,I\u2019m leaving you for good. After 7 years of marriage, I\u2019ve had enough. These past two weeks have been unbearable. Finding out you quit your job was the last straw.Last week, you didn\u2019t&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2671","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"brizy_media":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/originaltastex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2671","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/originaltastex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/originaltastex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originaltastex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originaltastex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2671"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/originaltastex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2671\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2672,"href":"https:\/\/originaltastex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2671\/revisions\/2672"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/originaltastex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2671"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originaltastex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2671"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originaltastex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2671"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}