{"id":1476,"date":"2025-02-08T17:33:33","date_gmt":"2025-02-08T17:33:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/originaltastex.com\/?p=1476"},"modified":"2025-02-08T17:33:33","modified_gmt":"2025-02-08T17:33:33","slug":"two-drunks-and-a-strange-night-out-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/originaltastex.com\/?p=1476","title":{"rendered":"Two ,Drunks ,and ,a ,Strange ,Night, Out"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The ,madam, takes, a look, at them, and ,says, to the girls,<br \/>\n\u201cGet 2 ,inflatable dolls, these, guys, are ,too drunk, to notice.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>During, the walk home, one guy ,says, to the other,<br \/>\n\u201cI think, my girl, was dead, she, never made, a, sound, or, moved.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The, second, guy, says,<br \/>\n\u201cWell, I think, mine, was, a witch.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhy, do, you ,think that?\u201d asked, the, first guy.<br \/>\n\u201cWell, I bit, her ,on,, the arse, and, then ,she, flew, out the window!!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The ,madam, takes, a look, at them, and ,says, to the girls, \u201cGet 2 ,inflatable dolls, these, guys, are ,too drunk, to notice.\u201d &nbsp; During, the walk home, one guy ,says, to the other,&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1477,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1476","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"brizy_media":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/originaltastex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1476","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/originaltastex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/originaltastex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originaltastex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originaltastex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1476"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/originaltastex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1476\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1478,"href":"https:\/\/originaltastex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1476\/revisions\/1478"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originaltastex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1477"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/originaltastex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1476"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originaltastex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1476"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originaltastex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1476"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}