A wife finds a note from her husband on the fridge one morning..<\/p>\n
My dear wife,.<\/p>\n
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 57 years old can no longer satisfy.<\/p>\n
I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife.<\/p>\n
Therefore, after reading this letter,<\/p>\n
I hope that you will not wrongfully interpret the fact that<\/p>\n
I will be spending the evening with my 19 year old secretary at the comfort inn hotel.<\/p>\n
Please don\u2019t be upset \u2013 I shall be home before midnight.<\/p>\n
When the man came home late that night, he found the following note on the dining table\u2026<\/p>\n
My dear husband, I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about me being 57 years old.<\/p>\n
I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 57 years old.<\/p>\n
As you know I am a maths teacher at our local college.<\/p>\n
I would like to inform you that while you read this,<\/p>\n
I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach.<\/p>\n
He is young virile and, like your secretary, is 19 years old.<\/p>\n
As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of maths, you will understand that we are in the same situation,<\/p>\n
although with one small difference \u2013 19 goes into 57 more times than 57 goes into 19.<\/p>\n
Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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